Black House Chapter Eleven

11BEEZERS JOURNEY BEGAN with myrtle Harrington, the engaging wife of Michael Harrington, whispering go crosswise the send for line to Richie Bumstead, on whom she has an weapons-grade crush in spite of his having been married to her second- exceed friend, Glad, who dropped oermatch dead(p) in her kitchen at the amazing age of thirty- unmatched. For his part, Richie Bumstead has had enough ma motorcaroni-tuna casseroles and whisper- vowelised ph one harbingers from Myrtle to last him with two more life clock times, hardly this is one lap of whispers hes glad, even oddly relieved, to lis hug drug to, because he drives a transport for the Kingsland create from raw material Company and has arrive to k flat Beezer St. Pierre and the rest of the boys, at to the lowest degree a half-size bit.At first, Richie thinking the godsend Five was a bunch of hoodlums, those heavy(a) guys with scraggly shoulder-length hair and foaming beards roaring through towns mickle on their H arleys, nevertheless one Friday he happened to be stand alongside the one c entirelyed Mouse in the pay-window line, and Mouse nerveed down at him and said nigh involvement curious ab bug tabu how working for love never do the paycheck determine bigger, and they got into a conversation that do Richie Bumsteads head spin. both nights later he saw Beezer St. Pierre and the one c altoge at that placed Doc snapshot the breeze in the yard when he came off-shift, and after(prenominal) he got his determine locked down for the night he went over and got into a nonher(prenominal) conversation that made him feel same hed walked into a combination of a raunchy colour bar and a Jeopardy championship. These guys Beezer, Mouse, Doc, blighter, and Kaiser Bill controled standardised rockin, stompin, red- nerve centerd violence, unless they were smart. Beezer, it deeded surface, was head brewmaster in Kingsland Ales special-projects division, and the some otherwise guys wer e sightly under him. They had all gone to college. They were interested in making considerable beer and having a good time, and Richie test of wished he could support a bike and let it all string out uniform them, hardly a long Saturday afternoon and c sticke surface at the Sand Bar proved that the line between a high archaic time and utter abandon was too bewitching for him. He didnt bum aroundting even h grey the stamina to put extraneous two pitchers of Kingsland, piddle a decent game of pool, drink two more pitchers bit talking active(predicate) the influences of Sherwood An-derson and Gertrude Stein on the young Heming fashion, get into whatsoever serious head-butting, put down another check of pitchers, emerge clearheaded enough to go barrel-assing through the coun provideside, pick up a couple of experimental Madison daughters, smoke a solidification of high-grade shit, and antic until dawn. You take a leak to respect people who brush aside do that a nd however persuade down good jobs.As outlying(prenominal) as Richie is concerned, he has a duty to tell Beezer that the police ge secernate finally learned the whereabouts of Irma Freneaus proboscis. That nosy-parker Myrtle said it was a secret Richie has to keep to himself, but hes delightful sure that full after Myrtle gave him the news, she called quartette or quint other people. Those people will call their best friends, and in no time at all half of cut landing place is acquittance to be heading over on 35 to be in on the action. Beezer has a better decent to be there than most, doesnt he?Less than thirty seconds after getting rid of Myrtle Harrington, Richie Bumstead looks up Beezer St. Pierre in the directory and dials the number.Richie, I sure hope you arent shitting me, Beezer labels.He called in, yeah? Beezer wants Richie to repeat it. That worthless piece of shit in the withstand car, the Mad Hungarian? . . . And he said the girl was where?Fuck, the whole town is gonna be out there, Beezer says. But thanks, military personnel, thanks a heap. I owe you. In the instant before the receiver slams down, Richie thinks he hears Beezer start to say something else that gets dissolved in a scalding rush of emotion.And in the little hearth on Nailhouse Row, Beezer St. Pierre swipes tears into his beard, gently sustains the telephone a some inches fundament on the table, and routines to face Bear Girl, his common-law spouse, his old lady, Amys mother, whose veritable name is Susan Osgood, and who is staring up at him from beneath her thick fair bangs, one finger holding her place in a book.Its the Freneau girl, he says. I gotta go.Go, Bear Girl tells him. Take the cell phone and call me as soon as you dope.Yeah, he says, and plucks the cell phone from its charger and rams it into a depend pocket of his jeans. Instead of moving to the door, he thrusts a hand into the considerable red-brown tangle of his beard and absent-mindedly comb s it with his fingers. His feet are rooted to the bedeck his eyes have helpless focus. The Fisherman called 911, he says. Can you think this shit? They couldnt honor the Freneau girl by themselves, they needed him to tell them where to find her body.Lis go to me, Bear Girl says, and gets up and travels the space between them cold more quickly than she assimilatems to. She snuggles her compact little body into his massive bulk, and Beezer inhales a chestful of her clean, soothing scent, a combination of soap and fresh bread. When you and the boys get out there, its spill to be up to you to keep them in line. So you have to keep yourself in line, Beezer. No matter how angry you are, you cant go most the bend and start beating on people. Cops especially.I suppose you think I shouldnt go.You have to. I just dont want you to wind up in jail.Hey, he says, Im a brewer, not a brawler.Dont forget it, she says, and pats him on the prat. ar you termination to call them? road teleph one. Beezer walks to the door, bends down to pick up his helmet, and marches out. Sweat slides down his forehead and crawls through his beard. Two strides submit him to his motorcycle. He puts one hand on the saddle, wipes his forehead, and bellows, THE tush FISHERMAN TOLD THAT FUCKING HUNGARIAN COP WHERE TO FIND IRMA FRENEAUS BODY. WHOS COMING WITH ME?On both sides of Nailhouse Row, whiskered heads pop out of windows and loud voices shout Wait Up dedicated Shit and Yo cardinal vast men in leather jackets, jeans, and boots come barreling out of cardinal front doors. Beezer almost has to smile he loves these guys, but sometimes they remind him of cartoon characters. Even before they reach him, he starts explaining about Richie Bumstead and the 911 call, and by the time he finishes, Mouse, Doc, Sonny, and Kaiser Bill are on their bikes and waiting for the signal.But this heres the deal, Beezer says. Two things. Were going out there for Amy and Irma Freneau and freedom fighter Irkenham, not for ourselves. We want to make sure anything gets through the right way, and were not gonna bust anybodys head blustering, not unless they ask for it. You got that?The others rumble, mumble, and grumble, apparently in assent. Four tangled beards wag up and down.And number two, when we do bust open somebodys head, its gonna be the Fishermans. Because we have put up with enough crap most here, and outright I am pretty damn sure its our turn to hunt down the fucking bastard who killed my little girl Beezers voice catches in his throat, and he raises his fist before continuing. And dumped this other little girl in that fucking shack out on 35. Because I am going to get my hands on that fucking fuckhead, and when I do, I am gonna get RIGHTEOUS on his assHis boys, his crew, his posse didder their fists in the air and bellow. Five motorcycles surge noisily into life. Well take a look at the place from the highway and double back to the path behind Goltzs, Beezer shout s, and charges down the road and uphill on Chase S manoeuvert with the others in his slipstream.Through the middle of town they roll, Beezer in the lead, Mouse and Sonny practically on his tailpipe, Doc and the Kaiser right behind, their beards flowing in the wind. The yawl of their bikes rattles the windows in Schmitts Allsorts and sends starlings flapping up from the marquee of the Agincourt Theater. Hanging over the interdict of his Harley, Beezer looks a little bit deal King Kong getting deal to rip apart a jungle gym. Once they get last(prenominal) the 7-Eleven, Kaiser and Doc move up alongside Sonny and Mouse and take up the entire width of the highway. People driving west on 35 look at the figures charging toward them and swerve onto the shoulder drivers who see them in their rearview reflects drift to the side of the road, stick their arms out of their windows, and wave them on.As they near Centralia, Beezer passes about twice as many cars as in reality ought to be tr aveling down a country highway on a weekend morning. The situation is even worse than he evaluate it would be Dale Gilbertson is bound to have a couple of cops blocking concern turning in from 35, but two cops couldnt handle more than ten or twelve ghouls dead set on seeing, really seeing, the Fishermans handiwork. French Landing doesnt have enough cops to keep a lid on all the screwballs homing in on Eds Eats. Beezer curses, picturing himself losing control, turning a bunch of twisted Fisherman geeks into tent pegs. Losing control is exactly what he cannot afford to do, not if he expects any cooperation from Dale Gilbertson and his flunkies.Beezer leads his companions around a crapped-out old red Toyota and is visited by an judgment so perfect that he forgets to pretend unreasoning terror into the beaters driver by looking him in the eye and snarling, I make Kingsland Ale, the best beer in the world, you dimwit cur. He has done this to two drivers this morning, and neither one let him down. The people who earn this preaching by either lousy driving or the possession of a truly ugly vehicle imagine that he is threatening them with some grotesque form of sexual assault, and they freeze same rabbits, they stiffen right up. Jolly good fun, as the citizens of Emerald City sang in The wizard(prenominal) of Oz. The idea that has distracted Beezer from his harmless cheers possesses the simplicity of most valid inspirations. The best way to get cooperation is to give it. He knows exactly how to soften up Dale Gilbertson the answer is putting on a baseball cap, grabbing its car keys, and heading out the door the answer lies all around him.One olive-sizingd part of that answer sits behind the wheel of the red Toyota just being overtaken by Beezer and his jolly crew. Wendell young earned the mock rebuke he failed to receive on both of the conventional grounds. His little car whitethorn not have been ugly to begin with, but by now it is so disfigured by multip le dents and scrapes that it resembles a rolling taunt and unripe drives with an unyielding arrogance he thinks of as dash. He whizs through yellow lights, changes passageways recklessly, and tailgates as a means of intimidation. Of course, he blasts his horn at the slightest provocation. Wendell is a menace. The way he handles his car perfectly expresses his character, being inconsiderate, sightless, and pierce with grandiosity. At the moment, he is driving even worse than usual, because as he tries to overtake every other vehicle on the road, most of his denseness is focused on the pocket tape measure recorder he holds up to his mouth and the golden words his equally golden voice pours into the odd machine. (Wendell often regrets the shortsightedness of the local radio stations in devoting so overmuch air time to fools like George Rathbun and Henry Shake, when they could move up to a new level simply by allow him give an ongoing commentary on the news for an hour or so every day.) Ah, the delicious combination of Wendells words and Wendells voice Edward R. Murrow in his heyday never sounded so eloquent, so resonant.Here is what he is maxim This morning I joined a virtual caravan of the shocked, the grieving, and the nevertheless curious in a mournful pilgrimage winding vitamin E along bucolic Highway 35. non for the first time, this journalist was enamored, and struck deeply, by the immense contrast between the loveliness and peace of the Coulee Countrys embellish and the ugliness and savagery one deranged human being has molded in its unsuspecting bosom. New paragraph.The news had spread like wildfire. inhabit called neighbor, friend called friend. According to a morning 911 call to the French Landing police station, the mutilated body of little Irma Freneau lies within the ruins of a roleer ice-cream parlor and caf? called Eds Eats and Dawgs. And who had placed the call? Surely, some dutiful citizen. Not at all, ladies and gentlemen, n ot at all . . .Ladies and gentlemen, this is frontline reportage, this is the news being written go it happens, a concept that cannot but murmur Pulitzer Prize to an undergo journalist. The scoop had come to Wendell Green by way of his barber, Roy Royal, who heard it from his wife, Tillie Royal, who had been clued in by Myrtle Harrington herself, and Wendell Green has done his duty to his readers he grabbed his tape recorder and his camera and ran out to his nasty little vehicle without pausing to telephone his editors at the Herald. He doesnt need a photographer he can take all the photographs he needs with that dependable old Nikon F2A on the passenger seat. A seamless blend of words and pictures a go into examination of the new centurys most hideous crime a careful exploration into the nature of evil a compassionate portrayal of one communitys suffering an unsparing expos? of one police departments ineptitude With all this going on in his mind as his mellifluous words d ismiss one by one into the microphone of his upheld cassette recorder, is it any wonder that Wendell Green fails to hear the sound of motorcycles, or to take in the presence of the Thunder Five in any way, until he happens to glance sideways in search of the perfect phrase? Glance sideways he does, and with a spurt of panic observes, no more than two feet to his left, Beezer St. Pierre astride his roaring Harley, apparently singing, to judge from his own moving lips singing huh?Cant be, nope. In Wendells experience, Beezer St. Pierre is outlying(prenominal) more likely to be cursing like a navvy in a waterfront brawl. When, after the death of Amy St. Pierre, Wendell, who was moreover obeying the ancient rules of his trade, dropped in at 1 Nailhouse Row, and inquired of the grieving father how it felt up to know that his daughter had been slaughtered like a pig and partially eaten by a monster in human form, Beezer had gripped the innocent newshound by the throat, unleashed a torr ent of obscenities, and concluded by bellowing that if he should ever see Mr. Green again, he would tear off his head and use the emboss as a sexual orifice.It is this threat that causes Wendells moment of panic. He glances into his rearview mirror and sees Beezers cohorts st hunt downning playg out across the road like an invading phalanx of Goths. In his imagination, they are waving skulls on ropes made of human tegument and yelling about what they are going to do to his neck after they rip his head off. Whatever he was about to dictate into the invaluable machine this instant evaporates, along with his daydreams of winning the Pulitzer Prize. His stomach clenches, and sweat bursts from every pore on his broad, ruddy face. His left hand trembles on the wheel, his right shakes the cassette recorder like a determineanet. Wendell lifts his foot from the accelerator and slides down on the car seat, turning his head as far to the right as he dares. His basic desire is to curl up in the well beneath the dashboard and pretend to be a fetus. The huge roar of sound behind him grows louder, and his heart leaps in his chest like a fish. Wendell whimpers. A rank of kettledrums batters the air beyond the fragile pare of the car door.Then the motorcycles swoop past him and race off up the highway. Wendell Green wipes his face. Slowly, he persuades his body to sit up straight. His heart ceases its attempt to escape his chest. The world on the other side of his windshield, which had contracted to the size of a housefly, expands back to its normal size. It occurs to Wendell that he was no more panic-stricken than any normal human being would be, under the circumstances. Self-regard fills him like helium fills a balloon. Most guys he knows would have driven right off the road, he thinks most guys would have crapped in their pants. What did Wendell Green do? He slowed down a little, thats all. He acted like a military man and let the ass-holes of the Thunder Five dri ve past him. When it comes to Beezer and his apes, Wendell thinks, being a gentleman is the better part of valor. He picks up speed, watching the rockers race on ahead.In his hand, the cassette recorder is yet running. Wendell raises it to his mouth, licks his lips, and discovers that he has forgotten what he was going to say. Blank tape whirls from spool to spool. Damn, he says, and pushes the wrap up button. An inspired phrase, a melodious cadence, has vanished into the ether, perhaps for good. But the situation is far more frustrating than that. It seems to Wendell that a whole series of logical connections has vanished with the lost phrase he can remember seeing the shape of a vast outline for at least half a xii penetrating articles that would go beyond the Fisherman to . . . do what? Win him the Pulitzer, for sure, but how? The area in his mind that had given him the immense outline still holds its shape, but the shape is clear. Beezer St. Pierre and his goons murdered w hat now seems the greatest idea Wendell Green ever had, and Wendell has no certainty that he can flirt it back to life.What are these biker freaks doing out here, anyhow?The question answers itself some offensive do-gooder thought Beezer ought to know about the Fishermans 911 call, and now the biker freaks are headed to the ruins of Eds, just like him. Fortunately, so many other people are going to the same place that Wendell figures he can steer clear of his nemesis. taking no chances, he drops a couple of cars behind the bikers.The traffic thickens and slows down up ahead, the bikers form a single line and zoom up alongside the line weirdy toward the dusty old lane to Eds place. From seventy or eighty yards back, Wendell can see two cops, a man and a woman, severe to wave the rubberneckers along. Every time a fresh car pulls up in front of them, they have to go through the same pantomine of turning its occupants onward and pointing down the road. To reinforce the message, a police car is parked sideways across the lane, blocking anyone who should try to get fancy. This spectacle troubles Wendell not at all, for the press has automatic access to such(prenominal) scenes. Journalists are the medium, the aperture, through which otherwise prohibited places and events reach the general public. Wen-dell Green is the peoples representative here, and the most distinguished journalist in western Wisconsin besides. later he has inched along another thirty feet, he sees that the cops riding crowd together on the traffic are Danny Tcheda and Pam Stevens, and his complacency wavers. A couple of days ago, both Tcheda and Stevens had responded to his request for information by telling him to go to hell. Pam Stevens is a know-it-all bitch anyhow, a professional ball-breaker. Why else would a sanely okay-looking dame want to be a cop? Stevens would turn him away from the scene for the sheer hell of it shed enjoy it Probably, Wendell realizes, he will have to sneak i n somehow. He pictures himself crawling through the fields on his belly and shivers with distaste.At least he can have the pleasure of watching the cops giving the finger to Beezer and crew. The bikers roar past another half-dozen cars without slowing down, so Wendell supposes they plan on going into a flashy, skidding turn, outline right by those two dumbbells in blue, and zooming around the patrol car as if it didnt exist. What will the cops do then, Wendell wonders drag out their guns and try to look fierce? Fire warning shots and hit each other in the foot?Astonishingly, Beezer and his train of fellow bikers pay no solicitude to the cars attempting to move into the lane, to Tcheda and Stevens, or to anything else up there. They do not even turn their heads to gape up at the ruined shack, the chiefs car, the pickup truck which Wendell instantly recognizes and the men standing on the beaten grass, two of whom are Dale Gilbertson and the pickups owner, Hollywood Jack Sawyer, t hat snooty L.A. prick. (The third guy, who is wearing an ice-cream hat, sunglasses, and a spiffy vest, makes no sense at all, at least not to Wendell. He looks like he dropped in from some old Humphrey Bogart movie.) No, they blast on by the whole messy scene with their helmets pointed straight ahead, as if all they have in mind is cruising into Centralia and busting up the fixtures in the Sand Bar. On they go, all five of the bastards, indifferent as a pack of wild dogs. As soon as they hit open road again, the other intravenous feeding move into parallel formation behind Beezer and fan out across the highway. Then, as one, they veer off to the left, send up five great plumes of dust and gravel, and spin into five U-turns. Without breaking stride without even look to slow down they separate into their one-two-two pattern and come streaking back westbound toward the crime scene and French Landing.Ill be damned, Wendell thinks. Beezer turned tail and gave up. What a wimp. The kn ot of bikers grows big and larger as it swoops toward him, and soon the dazed Wendell Green makes out Beezer St. Pierres grim face, which beneath its helmet also gets larger and larger as it approaches. I never figured you for a quitter, Wendell says, watching Beezer hulk ever nearer. The wind has parted his beard into two equal sections that newsbreak out behind him on both sides of his head. Behind his goggles, Beezers eyes look as if he is aiming down the barrel of a rifle. The thought that Beezer power turn those hunters eyes on him makes Wendells bowels feel dangerously loose. Loser, he says, not very loudly. With an ear-pounding roar, Beezer flashes past the dented Toyota. The rest of the Thunder Five form the air, then streak down the road.This tell apart of Beezers cowardice brightens Wendells heart as he watches the bikers diminish in his rearview mirror, but a thought he cannot ignore begins to worm its way upward through the synapses of his brain. Wendell whitethorn not be the Edward R. Murrow of the present day, but he has been a reporter for nearly thirty years, and he has developed a few instincts. The thought winding through his mental channels sets off a series of wavelike alarms that at last push it into consciousness. Wendell gets it he sees the hidden design he understands whats going down.Well, hot doggy, he says, and with a wide smiling blasts his horn, cranks his wheel to the left, and jerkys into a turn with only minimal damage to his backstage and that of the car in front of him. You sneaky bastard, he says, nearly chuckling with delight. The Toyota squeezes out of the line of vehicles pointed eastward and drifts over into the westbound lanes. Clanking and farting, it shoots away in pursuit of the crafty bikers.There will be no crawling through cornfields for Wendell Green that sneaky bastard Beezer St. Pierre knows a back way to Eds Eats All our star reporter has to do is hang back far enough to stay out of sight and he gets a free pass into the scene. Beautiful. Ah, the irony Beezer gives the press a implemental hand many thanks, you arrogant thug. Wendell hardly supposes that Dale Gilbertson will give him the run of the place, but it will be harder to throw him out than to turn him away. In the time he has, he can ask a few probing questions, snap a few telling photos, and above all soak up enough atmosphere to produce one of his legendary color pieces.With a cheerful heart, Wendell poodles down the highway at 50 miles per hour, let the bikers race far ahead of him without ever letting them pass out of sight. The number of cars coming toward him thins out to widely dislocated groups of two and triplet, then to a few single cars, then to nothing. As if they have been waiting to be unobserved, Beezer and his friends swerve across the highway and go blasting up the driveway to Goltzs space-age dome.Wendell feels an unwelcome trickle of self-doubt, but he is not about to assume that Beezer and his louts have a sudden thirstiness for tractor hitches and riding lawn mowers. He speeds up, wondering if they have spotted him and are trying to throw him off their trail. As far as he knows, there is nothing up on that rise except the showroom, the maintenance ga wrath, and the position lot. Damn place looks like a wasteland. Beyond the parking lot . . . what? On one side, he remembers a scrubby field stretching away to the horizon, on the other a bunch of trees, like a forest, only not as thick. He can see the trees from where he is now, running downhill like a windbreak.Without bothering to signal, he speeds across the onslaught lanes and into Goltzs driveway. The sound of the motorcycles is still audible but growing softer, and Wendell experiences a jolt of fear that they have somehow tricked him and are getting away, jeering at him At the top of the rise, he zooms around the front of the showroom and drives into the big lot. Two huge yellow tractors stand in front of the equ ipment garage, but his is the only car in sight. At the far end of the empty lot, a low concrete wall rises to bumper height between the asphalt and the meadow bordered by trees. On the other side of the tree line, the wall ends at the swoop of asphalt drive coming around from the back of the showroom.Wendell cranks the wheel and speeds toward the far end of the wall. He can still hear the motorcycles, but they sound like a distant rain cats and dogs of bees. They must be about a half mile away, Wendell thinks, and jumps out of the Toyota. He jams the cassette recorder in a jacket pocket, slings the Nikon on its worst around his neck, and runs around the low wall and into the meadow. Even before he reaches the tree line, he can see the remains of an old tarmacadam road, broken and overgrown, cutting downhill between the trees.Wendell imagines, overestimating, that Eds old place is about a mile distant, and he wonders if his car could go the distance on this rough, uneven surface . In some places, the macadam has fissured into tectonic plates in others, it has crumbled away to black gravel. Sinkholes and weedy rills radiate out from the thick, snaking roots of the trees. A biker could travel over this mess reasonably well, but Wendell sees that his legs will manage the trip better than his Toyota, so he sets off down the old course through the trees. From what he took in while he was on the highway, he still has plenty of time before the medical examiner and the evidence wagon show up. Even with the help of the famous Hollywood Sawyer, the local cops are mooning around in a daze.The sound of motorcycles grows louder as Wendell picks his way along, as if the boys stopped moving in order to talk things over when they came to the far end of the old back road. Thats perfect. Wendell hopes they will keep jawing until he has nearly caught up with them he hopes they are shouting at one another and waving their fists in the air. He wants to see them cranked to th e gills on rage and adrenaline, plus God knows what else those savages might have in their saddlebags. Wendell would love to get a photograph of Beezer St. Pierre knocking out Dale Gilbertsons front odontiasis with a well-aimed right, or putting the choke hold on his buddy Sawyer. The photograph Wendell wants most, however, and for the sake of which he is prepared to bribe every cop, county functionary, state official, or innocent bystander capable of holding out his hand, is a good, clean, outstanding picture of Irma Freneaus naked corpse. Preferably one that leaves no doubt about the Fishermans depredations, whatever they were. Two would be ideal one of her face for poignancy, the other a full-body shot for the perverts but he will settle for the body shot if he has to. An image like that would go around the world, generating millions as it went. The National Enquirer alone would fork over, what two hundred thousand, three? for a photo of poor little Irma sprawled out in de ath, mutilations distinctly visible. Talk about your gold mines, talk about your Big KahunasWhen Wendell has cover about a tenth of a mile of the miserable old road, his concentration divided between gloating over all the silver little Irma is going to siphon into his pockets and his fears of falling down and twisting his ankle, the garboil caused by the Thunder Fives Harleys abruptly ceases. The resulting silence seems immense, then immediately fills with other, quieter sounds. Wendell can hear his breath struggling in and out, and also some other noise, a combined rattle and thud, from behind him. He whirls around and beholds, far up the ruined road, an ancient pickup lurching toward him.Its almost funny, the way the truck rocks from side to side as one tire, then another, sinks into an invisible falloff or rolls up a tilting section of road surface. That is, it would be funny if these people were not horning in on his private access dispatch to Irma Freneaus body. Whenever t he pickup climbs over a particularly muscular-looking length of tree root, the four dark heads in the cab bob like marionettes. Wendell takes a flavor forward, intending to send these yokels back where they came from. The trucks suspension scrapes against a flat rock, and sparks leap from the undercarriage. That thing must be thirty years old, at least, Wendell thinks its one of the few vehicles on the road that looks even worse than his car. When the truck jolts closer to him, he sees that it is an International Harvester. Weeds and twigs decorate the rusty bumper. Does I.H. even make pickups any longer? Wendell holds up his hand like a juror taking the oath, and the truck jounces and dips over another few rutted feet before coming to a halt. Its left side sits noticeably higher than the right. In the darkness cast by the trees, Wendell cannot quite make out the faces peering at him through the windshield, but he has the feeling that at least two of them are familiar.The man behi nd the wheel pokes his head out of the drivers window and says, Hidey-ho, Mr. Bigshot Reporter. They slam the front door in your face, too? It is Teddy Runkleman, who regularly comes to Wendells attention while he is going over the days police reports. The other three people in the cab bray like mules at Teddys wit. Wendell knows two of them Freddy Saknessum, part of a low-life clan that oozes in and out of various run-down shacks along the river, and Toots Billinger, a scrawny kid who somehow supports himself by scavenging scrap admixture in La Riviere and French Landing. Like Runkleman, Toots has been arrested for a number of third-rate crimes but never convicted of anything. The hard-worn, scruffy woman between Freddy and Toots rings a bell too dim to identify.Hello, Teddy, Wendell says. And you, Freddy and Toots. No, after I got a look at the mess out front, I decided to come in the back way.Hey, Wen-dell, doncha member me? the woman says, a touch pathetically. Doodles Sanger, in cause your memorys all shot to hell. I started out with a whole buncha guys in Freddys Bel Air, and Teddy was with a whole nother bunch, but after we got run off by Miss Bitch, the rest of em wanted to go back to their barstools.Of course he does remember her, although the hardened face before him now only faintly resembles that of the bawdy party girl named Doodles Sanger who served up drinks at the Nelson Hotel a decade ago. Wendell thinks she got fired more for drinking too much on the job than for stealing, but God knows she did both. Back then, Wendell threw a lot of money across the bar at the Nelson Hotel. He tries to remember if he ever hopped in the sack with Doodles.He plays it safe and says, Cripes, Doodles, how the hell could I forget a pretty little thing like you?The boys get a big yuck out of this sally. Doodles jabs her elbow into Toots Billingers vaporous ribs, gives Wendell a pouty little smile, and says, Well thank-ee, kind sir. Yep, he boffed her, all right. This would be the perfect time to order these morons back to their ratholes, but Wendell is visited by grade-A inspiration. How would you charming people like to assist a gentleman of the press and earn fifty bucks in the process?Fifty each, or all together? asks Teddy Runkleman. move into on, all together, Wendell says.Doodles leans forward and says, Twenty each, all right, big-timer? If we agree to do what you want.Aw, youre breakin my heart, Wendell says, and extracts his purse from his back pocket and removes four twenties, leaving only a ten and three singles to see him through the day. They accept their payment and, in a flash, tuck it away. Now this is what I want you to do, Wendell says, and leans toward the window and the four jack-o-lantern faces in the cab.